I simply cannot this is taking place click here to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out over a car. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe this just took place. It's so crazy, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?